*** Seriously. Don’t look. Act natural. This is a totally normal moment. Nothing weird going on at all. I’m just a querying author writing a little blog post on my author website. You’re just a regular reader that wanted to pop by and take a look at my site. We will NOT pay any attention to the fact that some literary agents may be watching us RIGHT NOW. ***
Why, HELLO dear reader! I am so glad you stopped by. I appreciate you and am thrilled that you’ve read my books.
Why, yes! I DO have another book done. It’s the first in a new series. Yep, still paranormal comedy. Yeah, me, too. I just can’t get enough of sticking monsters in with the regular folks in the Midwest.
When can you read it? Well, it depends, really. First, I’d like a literary agent. Once I’ve found an agent to work with, we’ll start looking for a publisher.
It is a lot of work, yes, and you’re right, it will take some time. Ah, true! Good things do come to those who wait. Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. Nothing worth having is easy.
Oh, you’re too kind. I hope you’re right and a great agent loves it. In the meantime, dear reader, keep an eye on this site, or follow me on Twitter. When I land an agent and a book deal, I want YOU to be the first to know.
You, too, dear reader! Have a wonderful day and we’ll see you soon!
*** Nice! You were so natural! The check’s in the mail. ***